Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines is offering thrill seekers and the insane a whole new way to massage away their stress: by letting four 20 ft long Burmese Pythons slither all over you. Chances are your first question was “what’s to stop these killing machines from strangling the life out of a client?” The answer? A pre-massage snack consisting of 10 chickens each to ward off hunger pangs. Surely most of us would rather just live with our back pain.
Watch the lunacy after the jump.