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Trooper Guy Gill writes via Twitter:

I don’t always violate the HOV lane law…but when I do, I get a $124 ticket! We’ll give him an A for creativity!

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Fritz is a perfectly healthy Golden Retriever who happens to have terrible mouth / eye coordination – resulting in the compilation of food fails after the jump.

However, what appears to be a drawback could actually be a mark of genius, as some have asserted that Fritz is intentionally missing so his owners will keep trying to teach him – thus sending more aerial goodies his way.

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As you’ll see, the setting is a lot less magical romance and a lot more trash cans and asphalt – which we can only assume Princess Jasmine wasn’t down with.

He can show you a whole new cul-de-sac after the jump.

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But it would be great fodder for a slow-paced, horror version of Office Space.

See what I mean after the jump.

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After completing a service call in Liverpool, NY, a guy exited his truck and was quickly greeted by a goat and a llama in a display of utter randomness. After some hand licking and blank stares from his new farmyard friends, the pair began wandering around the parking lot while the perplexed worker contemplated placing what would likely be one of the strangest 911 calls in history.

Check out the bizarre encounter after the jump (NSFW language).

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A Malaysian man recently acted out a mini version of The Exorcist while experiencing an epic freakout on a slingshot amusement park ride. The details were hilariously recorded in the video description:

“1:16 to see him removing demonic lice on his head. 1:25 to see him vomiting the demon inside of him and then continue removing the lice demons on his head.”

Watch the demons get exorcised after the jump. The action begins at 1:09, when g-forces akin to a shuttle launch plant his head to the seat.

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Explorer Paul Rose recently interrupted tortoise sex on an island in the Seychelles and thus became the focus of the male’s aggression. In an attempt to chase Rose off of his territory so he could continue to get busy, the tortoise very, very slowly charged the camera, before pushing them 400 yards with pure reptile rage.

Check out the encounter after the jump.

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