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After two attempts to destroy a 115-year-old chimney stack with explosives (they don’t build ’em like they used to apparently), Tim Phifer from Pell City, Alabama decided to take on the job with an excavator. As you’ll see in the drone footage below, this method didn’t go as planed—the 2.6 million pound, 158-foot tall structure toppled directly onto Phifer’s vehicle.

Phifer opted to stay in the cab, as it was designed “to turn over on top of it”. This decision likely allowed him to survive the ordeal – escaping with only a few scratches and a covering of soot.

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During a trip to the gas station, a guy noticed a spider on his gas tank and proceeded to try to burn it off with his lighter. Brilliant.

Thankfully, the astonishing lack of common sense didn’t prevent him from grabbing an extinguisher and putting out the blaze. Apparently he was unharmed, as was his car. There’s no word on the fate of the spider.

Check out the baffling security footage after the jump.

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This guy was setting up to fire a rifle downrange from the roof of his truck, but ended up capping his vehicle from point blank range. Needless to say, the aftermath is a barrage of stunned profanity and the word “dude”.

Check it out after the jump, and watch out for the NSFW language.

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selfie stick fail

Although in the case of the distracted driver after the jump, who manages to drive his Jeep straight into a canoe, the result is more embarrassment and repair costs than the instant death that would normally accompany such behavior.

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There aren’t any details with this video, but the message is pretty clear… this kid had WAY too much faith in his phone case. Now his failed demonstration is serving as a warning to everyone else who thinks their case can take a hammer blow.

Check it out after the jump.

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basketball shot fail

See what happens after the break…

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If there was a way to transform this terrible skateboarding fail into a win, this guy’s extraordinarily apt post-wipeout comment made it happen.

Check it out after the jump.

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When confronted with the peril of unintentionally falling out of a pickup truck, this kid instantly got in touch with his inner Olympian, resulting in a dismount that any panel of judges should award a perfect 10.

Watch the artistry after the jump.

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While attempting to drop a deuce in the toilet like people, this cat shattered the image of feline grace by falling off the toilet, dropping its sizable turd on the ground, smelling it, then trying to bury it… with tile.

It’s all failure after the jump.

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Actually, the battle only lasted for a fraction of a second, then it was all soaked humiliation. As you will see, this is a great go to video when you think you’re having a crappy day.

Check it out after the jump.

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