This squirrel, who obviously doesn’t know the definition of futility, is trying desperately to climb a vaseline-soaked pole that leads to a a bounty of bird feed. However, as you will see after the jump, his efforts will be repeatedly thwarted by the slippery goo. This happens much to the delight of those watching, who provide their own amusing sound effects and commentary.
Watching this bulldog struggle to retrieve its wayward tennis ball will make you wish you could reach into your computer screen and lend a hand. However, we can only watch helplessly and be massively disappointed when we are denied the sight of a happy reunion at the end.
You may have thought that PVC pipes were only good for separating you from your poo, but as Australia’s ‘Pipe Guy’ Jake Clarke shows us, they also make a pretty good musical instrument for House/Techno/Trance beats. Check out the 10 minute demonstration after the jump and listen for renditions of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” and the White Stripe’s “Seven Nation Army.”
If the goal of this horrible mall commercial was to transfix people with petrified silence or make them cringe so hard they implode, mission accomplished. However, you have to give these people credit for being willing to do something like this.
If you think you can handle it, brace yourself and hit the jump.