Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City will become the home of the world’s tallest water slide when the Verrückt (German for “insane”) attraction opens this coming spring. The slide will drop people from a height of nearly 140 feet and will offer a second hill before riders come to a stop – no doubt leaving a significant amount of fear piss in the water for the next lucky rider. Fortunately, passengers will descend in a four person inflatable raft because to do so freely would undoubtedly result in a wedgie that would split you in half.
The Kansas City slide will beat the current 134.5 ft record holder (Brazil’s Insano) by several feet.
Check out a teaser video after the break…