Why does this seem so familiar? …. oh wait, that’s why. Apparently there a growing demand for Twitter toilet paper, which resulted in the formation of a new business called “Shitter”, which will print the contents of one or more feeds from your Twitter account onto four rolls of white cotton toilet paper and deliver them right to your door.
If you’re worried about quality, you can take comfort in the fact that the paper is two ply, meaning it will be able to handle all the ink required to transfer your Twitter musings while treating your ass like a delicate flower. However, at $35 a pop, it’s likley to be the most expensive wipe you’ve ever had.