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A welder accidentally set off the emergency fire system at Florida’s Eglin Air Force Base, releasing a sh*tstorm of fire suppressant foam and making the entire hangar look like the scene of a wild orgy between fighter planes and Mr. Bubble.

Somehow, I don’t think “whoops” will cover this one.

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Crank up some Nirvana and this sleepy tyke will go from zero to rock in mere seconds. Check it out after the break.

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In the wake of MCA’s passing, there have been countless Beastie Boys tributes, however, the pint-sized take on “Sabotage” has to be among the best.

Hit the jump to check it out, along with the original video.

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34-year-old James Peterson earned a spot in Guinness World Records after he fist-pumped for 16 hours straight, beginning at 11am on Friday and ending at 3am on Saturday. In order to assure success, Peterson super-glued his hand shut and had pair of videographers film the thrill a minute action in its entirety.

Peterson claims to be a “seasoned veteran of fist pumping” who has honed his skills while installing light fixtures over his head. He also claims to have performed this same feat on St. Patrick’s Day – although it wasn’t documented.

Even though he’s from Ohio, Peterson says he prefers “Jersey Style” fist-pumping, which requires the use of your elbow to roll your fist, as opposed to a “fist thrust” where simply thrusts his fist into the air.

So what was he so pumped about? A guy from Jersey would have just thought about the Jets for 16 hours, but since he’s from Ohio, Peterson’s motivation is a mystery.

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